Game 1

1st United Connecticut Kickers started the season off on a great note. We got our Azalea shirts and quite honestly, they are more spectacular than we had anticipated. There was a kickball game, and using the Unified Rules of Mixed Martial Arts, 1UCK was victorious by unanimous decision with all 3 judges scoring the fight 47-45. Jen "Double D" Albert claims this week’s field MVP for springing to action after a late night/early morning at the casino to kick in 2 runs and score another one while fighting off a viscous hangover. Rookie of the Week honors go out to Christina Wolf “no nickname needed, her last name is badass on it's own” for being responsible for 6.9 of the 15 defensive outs recorded by 1UCK. Please note that number is completely made up.

At the bar great things happened; 1UCK started off the bar with team Car Bombs, followed promptly by sitting down with future opponents to talk about "you know, stuff". Somehow teammates got involved in what appeared to be too much flip cup for 1 outdoor section of the bar to contain. Our Sunday pretty much rocked through and through. On the way out of the bar I ran into a good friend. At first he was "Dude, Bros don't wear Pink" I simply stated "Dude, It's not Pink, It's Azalea" to which he responded "Alright cool, listen Bro, I gotta run got a thing with this chick, but good luck with the whole kickball thing". Sunday was Legen - wait for it - dary.